chanel-lolita: lesmiserablespenguins: ...
we can still fix this, quick, seth, how many papers did you print uh, like 12 phew no wait FOUR HUNDRED
thelovelettur: how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what who told you
shavingryansprivates: kehsa: don’t make me snap my fingers in a pythagorean theorem ????????????
I asked myself out and I said no
jensenlocked: hedgeprince: i honestly hope that person gets that fluffy chicken its funny cos we all know exactly what you’re talking about
frerard: frerard: so i came across this math question i found the answer. it is 69
promo4homo: frigerator: i need some tips on avoiding my mom kill her
kanyewesticle: do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does
wvnderbar: I’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
scuzzmutt: sprightlyvigilante: should i shower or play guitar why limit yourself
partybarackisinthehousetonight: waldo needs to find himself
why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
lepreas: lolsupreme: lepreas: toinfinityandbeyonce: what if you woke up one day and you were hot idk i’d probably open the window or something I CANT BREAHTE idk you should probably open a window or something
dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about
durianseeds: durianseeds: my mom said if this post got 50,000 notes she would buy me a hot asian boyfriend she says there’s no way that tumblr cares enough help
fishingboatproceeds: riversthong: aspiring-creativetype: John Green should be cast as either Hazel or Augustus’s dad in the TFIOS movie. I agree, John Green should definitely be cast as Hazel. I am ready. I am willing.
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
darrynek: when i grow up i want to do a thing