March 2013
1 post
chanel-lolita:
lesmiserablespenguins:
...
we can still fix this, quick, seth,
how many papers did you print
uh, like 12
phew
no wait
FOUR HUNDRED
February 2013
165 posts
thelovelettur:
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
who told you
shavingryansprivates:
kehsa:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a pythagorean theorem
????????????
I asked myself out and I said no
jensenlocked:
hedgeprince:
i honestly hope that person gets that fluffy chicken
its funny cos we all know exactly what you’re talking about
frerard:
frerard:
so i came across this math question
i found the answer. it is 69
promo4homo:
frigerator:
i need some tips on avoiding my mom
kill her
kanyewesticle:
do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does
wvnderbar:
I’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
scuzzmutt:
sprightlyvigilante:
should i shower or play guitar
why limit yourself
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
waldo needs to find himself
why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
cockringtoss:
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
lepreas:
lolsupreme:
lepreas:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
I CANT BREAHTE
idk you should probably open a window or something
dicksp8jr:
fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
durianseeds:
durianseeds:
my mom said if this post got 50,000 notes she would buy me a hot asian boyfriend
she says there’s no way that tumblr cares enough
help
fishingboatproceeds:
riversthong:
aspiring-creativetype:
John Green should be cast as either Hazel or Augustus’s dad in the TFIOS movie.
I agree, John Green should definitely be cast as Hazel.
I am ready. I am willing.
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
darrynek:
when i grow up i want to do a thing
